Before we go too far let me clarify that I CAN be an avid outdoor enthusiast and STILL not believe that Man is the main (or even a major) cause of so-called Global warming. Considering we are more likely headed into another ice age, perhaps we could use a little more heat.

Don't get me wrong, I believe some of what we're doing "in the name of Global Warming" is going to have a positive effect on pollution. I just don't like being lied to.

Now that that's out of the way, let me direct you to the next big problem we, as humans, are causing Mother Earth... According to Greenpeace, the construction of soft, fluffy toilet paper is doing more to cause global warming than driving a hummer.

Luckily there's a solution. Quit using toilet paper, (or perhaps if we all just used one sheet), and start using Wallypops!